The Great Feline-Canine Rivalry
The eternal struggle between cats and dogs has been a staple of the internet for decades.
Caused by:
- Incompatible personalities: Cats are aloof, dogs are needy
- Uncoordinated feeding habits: Cats are picky, dogs are messy
- Clashing grooming styles: Cats are groomers, dogs are... well, not
The Solution
Perhaps it's time for us to acknowledge that cats and dogs are just different, and that's okay.
After all, who needs world peace when you have Whisker Wrestling?